Eat Fresher!

What MGOAT (marketing genius of all time) convinces people that submarine sandwiches are--in any way shape or form--"fresh", "healthy", "dinner"! Lmao! Let's say I was actually in the mood to eat a sub. That is, let's assume that there was nothing else to eat in the whole world but subs. There's tons of better choices! Nemos, Jimmy John, Charley's, Tubby's, Quiznos, Firehouse, Jersey--they all make a better sandwich! Who does Subway target? People who eat anything? Is there a demographic that consists of those who don't know what "good" tastes like? I don't care how many bland-ass vegetables you pile on top, their subs taste like NOTHING! And they're not healthy!! And you have to make it even more unhealthy by piling-on high-calorie condiments just to make it palatable. 

Then Arby's goes and throws down the lunchmeat gauntlet! They launched an advertising campaign poking fun of Subway's lesser-quality, pre-sliced cold-cuts. The ads featured a wise-cracking Bo Dietl eulogizing Arby's fresher, superior offerings by virtue of--get this!--being sliced from a blob of processed meat the "same day" you order it!! Oh that's a MUCH better alternative! They slice the nitrites the same day you order them! So they're fresher! 😂😂