Black Rock

Black Rock, you mean no one has complained about how slippery the frickin floor is in here!? Are you kidding? Somebody's gona do a face-plant in a hot-lava-paver-stone thing, and then what?! How will you defend this grease rink?! But the food is good. Stingy as heqq with the asparagus though! Literally, like four spears. Ok, end rant.

What's funny is this: I'm paying $30 for a steak I get to cook myself. What's the next big thing, we round out this experience by going in the back and doing the dishes?
#Cookyourownsteak